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My God, how I despise The Big Bang Theory.

I know, Doug, I know, you love it. But I don't, can't, and I actively despise this show. When your lead character (Sheldon) has absolutely zero redeeming qualities and he's somehow held up as "wacky fun," well -- I don't know how to respond to that, except to say that if I knew Sheldon in real life I would cut him out of my life, or else take a crowbar to his skull and plead justifiable homicide.

He has no moral code. He has no principles. He has no respect for other people's property or privacy. He has never shown a dollop of courage. He has never shown a willingness to make meaningful sacrifices.

So, yeah. I've forced myself to watch several episodes over the last few months, mostly because a few friends have told me that it's the best comedy on television.

It's not. I despise Sheldon and want him to get hit by a truck for the betterment of humanity. That's all.